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"The mailbox, unsatisfied with their brief daily encounters, attempts a more lasting arrangement."
"The sandwich had been offered in good faith. The statue remained unmoved."
"No one liked the new intern, especially after the water cooler began calling him Father."
"Every Thursday, the office chairs chose one employee to learn the old songs."
"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
"The restless adolescent returns to the herd, chastened by the discovery that freedom, in the end, is mostly parking lots."
"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
"Here we observe the urban birdwatcher: patient, cautious, and unwilling to jump to conclusions. After sustained observation of the nearby gull, this eager novice had narrowed it down to 'probably bird.'"
"They all longed for it, but today only one would find its forever bathroom."
"Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."
