"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."
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Looks like a good crop of laces this year.
It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings.
"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."
