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He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
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He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.

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Shade delivery was inevitable.
Shade delivery was inevitable.
Sloane Occurrences

Shade delivery was inevitable.

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One question answered, I guess.
One question answered, I guess.
shopping lady

One question answered, I guess.

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They had come to see if the rumors were true.
They had come to see if the rumors were true.
Sloane Occurrences

They had come to see if the rumors were true.

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He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.
He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.
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He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.

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The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
Sloane Occurrences

The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.

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Zoo day Zoo day
activities

Zoo day

Had a great time at the zoo with Nora and Julie. Julie’
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Nobody tells you photography is mostly advanced crouching.
Nobody tells you photography is mostly advanced crouching.
texture

Nobody tells you photography is mostly advanced crouching.

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This is why the shot clock was introduced.
This is why the shot clock was introduced.
Sloane Occurrences

This is why the shot clock was introduced.

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"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice." "Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."
Sloane Occurrences

"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."

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A routine amount of impossible.
A routine amount of impossible.
texture

A routine amount of impossible.

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Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
train

Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.

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