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By Evan Mercer in Sloane Occurrences, texture, city — 18 Jul 2026

The Witness Cloak

Public performers sit facing away from a central figure wearing a dark coat covered in sewn-on fabric eyes.

I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes.

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