By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, office — 21 May 2026 "Every Thursday, the office chairs chose one employee to learn the old songs."
jokes He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
Sloane Occurrences "Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."