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By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, office — 21 May 2026

"Every Thursday, the office chairs chose one employee to learn the old songs."

Rows of rolling office chairs facing one uncomfortable employee in a plain conference room.
Rows of rolling office chairs facing one uncomfortable employee in a plain conference room.

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Starting to wonder how many doors we’re missing.

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Found a stowaway.

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