By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, office — 29 May 2026 "Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
jokes He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
Sloane Occurrences "Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."