"The office plant leaned toward the new intern with the quiet hunger of middle management."
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He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."
Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.
He’s the head scientist at my company.
I asked him what’s up with the belts. He would only