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By Evan Mercer in jokes, texture — 04 Aug 2026

Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.

Rows of empty cars face a worn couch in a parking lot, as if waiting for the world’s worst drive-in movie to begin.
Rows of empty cars face a worn couch in a parking lot, as if waiting for the world’s worst drive-in movie to begin.

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The date says no.

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All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.

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