jokes
Everyone else brought laptops like cowards.
This is what hybrid work was always leading to.
This is why you shouldn’t leave your laundry unattended.
I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes.
Someone accused them of having tunnel vision. Big mistake.
This is what happens when you try to cut through Project Management. They removed what they could and released him back into Accounting.
Local theater group performing an adaptation of 'The Sound of Music.' I may have missed some setup.
He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
Shade delivery was inevitable.
They had come to see if the rumors were true.
