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By Evan Mercer in jokes, texture — 04 Aug 2026

All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.

Firefighters rescue a giant stuffed rabbit from a tree while its young owner directs the operation through a megaphone.
Firefighters rescue a giant stuffed rabbit from a tree while its young owner directs the operation through a megaphone.

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Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.

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Inside, I asked how long the wait was. She asked how I felt about heights.

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