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By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, park — 04 May 2026

"The bench was dedicated to a man who, by all accounts, preferred standing."

Empty stone memorial bench with a large plaque in a quiet neighborhood park.
Empty stone memorial bench with a large plaque in a quiet neighborhood park.

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"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."

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I shouldn’t have let Mabel pack my lunch.

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