By Evan Mercer in office, mockumentary — 04 May 2026 "No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
jokes He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
Sloane Occurrences "Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."