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They started manifesting after she sat down. Must be nice to have followers.
They started manifesting after she sat down. Must be nice to have followers.
jokes

They started manifesting after she sat down. Must be nice to have followers.

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The Mouth of the Void nearly pulled me in, but I remembered I needed paper towels.
The Mouth of the Void nearly pulled me in, but I remembered I needed paper towels.
jokes

The Mouth of the Void nearly pulled me in, but I remembered I needed paper towels.

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He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."
He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."
Sloane Occurrences

He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."

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I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
Sloane Occurrences

I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"

She took my dollar and said, "No. It is older than
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Probably just water damage. Probably.
Probably just water damage. Probably.
city

Probably just water damage. Probably.

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"Just in case," he said.
"Just in case," he said.
maintenance man

"Just in case," he said.

I joked "In case of what? An alien invasion?" "
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He wasn’t sure he believed in time anymore.
He wasn’t sure he believed in time anymore.
train

He wasn’t sure he believed in time anymore.

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I waited for the next one.
I waited for the next one.
portents

I waited for the next one.

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Something behind the wall was learning the difference between names and bodies.
Something behind the wall was learning the difference between names and bodies.
city

Something behind the wall was learning the difference between names and bodies.

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The last person who took the briefcase home came back with a different laugh.
The last person who took the briefcase home came back with a different laugh.
park

The last person who took the briefcase home came back with a different laugh.

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I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.
I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.
shopping

I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.

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Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it. Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.
office

Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.

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