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This feels less like an offer and more like a warning. This feels less like an offer and more like a warning.
clown

This feels less like an offer and more like a warning.

I took it, because of course I did.
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Nobody else is supposed to still be here.
Nobody else is supposed to still be here.
portents

Nobody else is supposed to still be here.

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Not every omen has ambition.
Not every omen has ambition.
portents

Not every omen has ambition.

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Not sure what isn’t here yet. Don’t love that there might be an answer.
Not sure what isn’t here yet. Don’t love that there might be an answer.
park

Not sure what isn’t here yet. Don’t love that there might be an answer.

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I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.
I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.
city

I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.

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No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.” No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”
portents

No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”

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This feels like either the aftermath or the invitation. Not sticking around to find out. This feels like either the aftermath or the invitation. Not sticking around to find out.
portents

This feels like either the aftermath or the invitation. Not sticking around to find out.

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There’s supposed to be a door there.
There’s supposed to be a door there.
maintenance man

There’s supposed to be a door there.

That’s what he said, anyway. According to the diagram, there’s
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The baby monitor picks up lullabies from before babies.
The baby monitor picks up lullabies from before babies.
portents

The baby monitor picks up lullabies from before babies.

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He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.
He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.
Sloane Occurrences

He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.

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Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it. Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.
office

Nobody likes the new copier, least of all the entity that haunts it.

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I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.
I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.
shopping

I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.

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