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By Evan Mercer in shopping, portents — 05 Jun 2026

I don’t think people are wishing anymore. I think they’re feeding it.

Dead mall fountain filled with mannequin parts, office supplies, cables, batteries, glasses, and other strange debris instead of coins.

Her new box is working perfectly. The fountain is also here.

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His owner was almost done becoming warm again.

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They started manifesting after she sat down. Must be nice to have followers.

They started manifesting after she sat down. Must be nice to have followers.

They started manifesting after she sat down. Must be nice to have followers.

Leah

Leah

Been going through some old photos of Leah and me. For the

They had come to see if the rumors were true.

They had come to see if the rumors were true.

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They had come to see if the rumors were true.

"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."

"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."

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"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."

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