Just jokes
"The sandwich had been offered in good faith. The statue remained unmoved."
Nearly at the point where “find the adapter” becomes “observe from a safe distance.”
The bus driver waved to nobody in particular. Nobody in particular waved back.
"The mailbox, unsatisfied with their brief daily encounters, attempts a more lasting arrangement."
This is where the manual gets vague.
Somewhere, a scientist is getting fired for this.
He found the exact line between crisis and inconvenience.
No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”
"The bench was dedicated to a man who, by all accounts, preferred standing."
"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
