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By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, park — 03 May 2026

"The ducks accepted his apology, but not his version of events."

Man kneeling near a park pond with open hands while a group of ducks faces him.
Man kneeling near a park pond with open hands while a group of ducks faces him.

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The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.

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Nora. Formerly “the shoe lady.”

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