Just jokes
"The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab."
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.
There appears to have been a botanical incident.
"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."
Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.
I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.
Not everyone can pull off suitcase potatoes.
Honestly? Good for them.
