Just jokes
"Every Thursday, the office chairs chose one employee to learn the old songs."
The portrait looked disappointed, which was unfair because no one had asked it to attend.
The elevator was full, but mostly with tension.
The plant was fake, which made its promotion even more controversial.
He said if the shadow gets any longer, there’s a risk it may detach and start following people home.
The elevator opened on the wrong floor and everyone briefly considered becoming different people.
Nobody knew who booked the conference room for “revenge,” but Procurement had been quiet all day.
"Here, among the ficus, pothos, snake plant, and assorted others, the visitor remains almost perfectly still, and by midday the office flora have accepted her as one of their own."
Though technically prohibited, raccoon taunting remains popular among those without adult supervision.
The client had thoughts, but couldn’t quite put them into words.
