Just jokes
"The bench was dedicated to a man who, by all accounts, preferred standing."
No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”
He found the exact line between crisis and inconvenience.
Somewhere, a scientist is getting fired for this.
This is where the manual gets vague.
"The mailbox, unsatisfied with their brief daily encounters, attempts a more lasting arrangement."
The bus driver waved to nobody in particular. Nobody in particular waved back.
Nearly at the point where “find the adapter” becomes “observe from a safe distance.”
"The sandwich had been offered in good faith. The statue remained unmoved."
I hope someone’s checking on him.
