Just jokes
Not everyone can pull off suitcase potatoes.
I don’t think the other side is sending their best portals.
Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.
"The feline’s posture may suggest a sun-induced torpor, but this would be a mistake. One ear remains active, monitoring for snacks, birds, and procedural violations."
There appears to have been a botanical incident.
Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.
The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
"The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab."
The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.
