They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.

Office workers interrogate a potted plant under desk lamps while a third employee takes notes on a clipboard.
Office workers interrogate a potted plant under desk lamps while a third employee takes notes on a clipboard.

Still don't know what to make of what happened yesterday. I will post more about it later. In the meantime, if he wants stupid jokes, he gets stupid jokes.