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By Evan Mercer in meals, jokes —

The pancakes had obtained a human host and immediately used it to order pancakes.

A man in a diner booth reads a menu with a stack of syrupy pancakes balanced on his head.
A man in a diner booth reads a menu with a stack of syrupy pancakes balanced on his head.
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