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"In this enclosure, the worker performs small acts of competence for reasons not fully understood."
Management asked for a panic room. Finance approved mild concern.
This is either maintenance or containment. Either way, progress.
He said it happens sometimes. He did not specify what “it” was.
The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
I shouldn’t have let Mabel pack my lunch.
Existential dread level: normal. Whatever he did seems to have worked.
This is where the manual gets vague.
