By Evan Mercer in mockumentary, office, story — 24 Apr 2026 "In this enclosure, the worker performs small acts of competence for reasons not fully understood."
jokes He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
Sloane Occurrences "Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."