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"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
office

"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."

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Nora. Formerly “the shoe lady.” Nora. Formerly “the shoe lady.”
Nora

Nora. Formerly “the shoe lady.”

We had a good talk. Turns out we have a few things
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"The ducks accepted his apology, but not his version of events."
"The ducks accepted his apology, but not his version of events."
mockumentary

"The ducks accepted his apology, but not his version of events."

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The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.
The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.
musings

The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.

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"The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab." "The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab."
mockumentary

"The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab."

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There it is. Blue. Suede, even. A suede blue shoe.
There it is. Blue. Suede, even. A suede blue shoe.
shoes

There it is. Blue. Suede, even. A suede blue shoe.

Small update: the blue shoe did have contact information in it, which
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There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
musings

There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.

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I don’t think he was reading the schedule. I think the schedule was reading him.
I don’t think he was reading the schedule. I think the schedule was reading him.
formal man

I don’t think he was reading the schedule. I think the schedule was reading him.

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She says the clown did it. I believe her.
She says the clown did it. I believe her.
Mabel

She says the clown did it. I believe her.

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The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.
musings

The machine had taken liberties with the sacred text.

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Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay. Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.
musings

Everyone asks who watches the watchers. Nobody asks if they’re doing okay.

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This time there was a note.
This time there was a note.
shoes

This time there was a note.

I wasn’t scared, exactly. Just a little weirded out. I look
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