Just jokes
First known field test of the basting suit.
This is why I avoid being first through revolving doors.
"They all longed for it, but today only one would find its forever bathroom."
Management wanted a waterfall feature. This is what Finance approved.
She said this was better than what the leg wanted.
She thought they were bronze enough, apparently.
He thought the labels were keeping them from becoming themselves.
The tour group was not respecting the itinerary.
The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.
The duck was his emotional support, legal counsel, and ride home.
