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By Evan Mercer in musings, shopping — 11 Jun 2026

The duck was his emotional support, legal counsel, and ride home.

A suited man brings a calm duck in a bag to a store customer-service counter while an employee listens.

The barber made the same "mop top" joke he apparently makes every time, then gave him the usual.

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The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.

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I waited for the next one.

I waited for the next one.

I waited for the next one.

He thought the labels were keeping them from becoming themselves.

He thought the labels were keeping them from becoming themselves.

He thought the labels were keeping them from becoming themselves.

Something behind the wall was learning the difference between names and bodies.

Something behind the wall was learning the difference between names and bodies.

Something behind the wall was learning the difference between names and bodies.

The tour group was not respecting the itinerary.

The tour group was not respecting the itinerary.

The tour group was not respecting the itinerary.

Evan, perhaps © 2026

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