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By Evan Mercer in musings, shopping — 11 Jun 2026

The duck was his emotional support, legal counsel, and ride home.

A suited man brings a calm duck in a bag to a store customer-service counter while an employee listens.
A suited man brings a calm duck in a bag to a store customer-service counter while an employee listens.

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The barber made the same "mop top" joke he apparently makes every time, then gave him the usual.

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The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.

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