Just jokes
Yet another meeting has escaped containment.
Fork amnesty day.
People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.
Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.
Best to keep your distance when someone is displaying their noodles.
Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.
After failing to adapt to domesticity, he was being returned to the wild.
I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.
A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.
Nobody wanted to confront the park's bench bully.
