Just jokes
I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
She took my dollar and said, "No. It is older than
We’ve all had days like this. Hers just came all at once.
He was a visitor to our country, and unfamiliar with our ways.
They were demanding to know what the plant had done with Dennis from Payroll, how long it had been pretending to be him, and where it gets those amazing crullers.
Still don't know what to make of what happened yesterday.
The bags brought a spare human in case of emergencies. Or doors.
At first he scoffed at fish walking, but he had to admit he’d never been more popular.
The office has begun preparing for gentler emergencies.
None of them would admit to being a photo of Derek.
"Having reached the end of his larval stage and now enclosed in the safety of the cocoon, this management hopeful’s old form will begin to dissolve and rearrange. If all goes well, he will emerge soon: damp, blinking, and asking for the Q2 numbers."
She won the building raffle, but the prize was a "unit sanitation event."
