Just jokes
He stood there like the bench was the one embarrassing itself.
The last time they said “Just put on the damn shoes,” the argument lasted forty minutes.
Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.
You could tell he had already said “come on” many times.
The synchronized laundry team looked strong today.
Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."
This is why the shot clock was introduced.
The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
He said it needed time to breathe. I said I needed time to call his case worker.
