Just jokes
A normal man would have torn them. A wise man would have used the knife. He chose a third path.
I said “Office Olympics?” They looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “No. Supplies.” Okay then.
After failing to adapt to domesticity, he was being returned to the wild.
Quest completed just in time. Probably saved the timeline, or at least a library late fee.
Best to keep your distance when someone is displaying their noodles.
Nobody complained until it started leaving a trail of secretions near Reception.
People really need to make sure to wipe their shoes.
Fork amnesty day.
Yet another meeting has escaped containment.
Nobody likes to talk about how packing peanuts are grown.
