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By Evan Mercer in maintenance man, office, story, portents — 17 Jun 2026

"Just in case," he said.

Maintenance man gestures at emergency gear around a blue-taped missing-door outline in a bland office corridor.
Maintenance man gestures at emergency gear around a blue-taped missing-door outline in a bland office corridor.

I joked "In case of what? An alien invasion?"

"Let's hope not," he said.

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"They all longed for it, but today only one would find its forever bathroom."

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Probably just water damage. Probably.

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