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By Evan Mercer in Sloane Occurrences, jokes, city — 08 Aug 2026

It had been warned to stop picking fights with bigger buildings.

Workers apply a giant adhesive bandage diagonally around the corner of a downtown office building.
Workers apply a giant adhesive bandage diagonally around the corner of a downtown office building.

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Apparently caring for a head baby is exhausting.

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She pretends she’s monitoring it, but I think she likes the company.

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