He’s trying very hard to make "Puddin’ Shoes Mike" happen. Still better than "Tarantula Pants Mike" was.
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Doug had to be told yet again that having four tires is not sufficient to qualify as a vehicle.
I made the mistake of making eye contact. I now serve and obey only Glorious Master.
The horse’s other half bolted after finding out what kind of petting zoo they’d been hired for.
