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By Evan Mercer in shopping, jokes — 14 Jun 2026

He thought the labels were keeping them from becoming themselves.

A shopper in a grocery aisle peels labels off canned goods while another shopper watches and other customers pass by.
A shopper in a grocery aisle peels labels off canned goods while another shopper watches and other customers pass by.

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Something behind the wall was learning the difference between names and bodies.

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I waited for the next one.

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