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By Evan Mercer in shopping, texture — 06 May 2026

He had narrowed it down to two cards and one fruit.

Man comparing greeting cards in a pharmacy aisle while holding a loose banana.
Man comparing greeting cards in a pharmacy aisle while holding a loose banana.

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My work here is done. Her ruling, not mine.

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No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”

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