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By Evan Mercer in city, texture — 08 May 2026

He came prepared for several possible conversations.

Man outside a laundromat holding a small bouquet and a large bottle of laundry detergent.

Not my finest performance. At least it’s Friday.

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Nora, I tried. There were objections.

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