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By Evan Mercer in city, jokes — 06 Jun 2026

Backup shadow. Sensible.

City worker tapes a matte-black paper “backup shadow” under a public trash can’s real morning shadow on a sidewalk.
City worker tapes a matte-black paper “backup shadow” under a public trash can’s real morning shadow on a sidewalk.

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The higher the buildings rose, the less they belonged to the street.

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"Here we observe the urban birdwatcher: patient, cautious, and unwilling to jump to conclusions. After sustained observation of the nearby gull, this eager novice had narrowed it down to 'probably bird.'"

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