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Initially, Bob was excited to be part of the city’s campaign to put faces to public services.
"Despite its precarious construction, the adult office giraffe can remain in one place for several days. Its only natural predator is Facilities, which recognizes neither camouflage nor artistic intent—only twelve missing chairs."
It was clearer after midnight.
I left it on channel two for about an hour. Mostly static
Run pasta boy, run!
Interlude - Viagra Boys - Milk Farm
The date says no.
Facilities is installing new badge readers, and I’ve been tasked with
Worst drive-in I’ve ever seen.
All he wanted was a little quiet alone time.
Inside, I asked how long the wait was. She asked how I felt about heights.
I briefly considered waving, but I didn’t want to find out what came next.
