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There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
There it is. Blue. Suede, even. A suede blue shoe.
Small update: the blue shoe did have contact information in it, which
"The statue’s arm was raised in triumph, though historians now believe he was just hailing a cab."
The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.
"The ducks accepted his apology, but not his version of events."
Nora. Formerly “the shoe lady.”
We had a good talk. Turns out we have a few things
"No one could prove the Ficus was in charge, which was exactly how the Ficus wanted it."
"The bench was dedicated to a man who, by all accounts, preferred standing."
I shouldn’t have let Mabel pack my lunch.
My work here is done. Her ruling, not mine.
