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He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.
He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.
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He heard the first breaths of something too old to hurry. Presumably.

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I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"
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I asked, "Is the void fresh-squeezed too?"

She took my dollar and said, "No. It is older than
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He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."
He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."
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He walked to the center, stopped, and said, "This is where the other me is supposed to be."

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This was not helpful, but it was sincere.
This was not helpful, but it was sincere.
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This was not helpful, but it was sincere.

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"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice." "Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."
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"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."

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This is why the shot clock was introduced.
This is why the shot clock was introduced.
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This is why the shot clock was introduced.

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The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
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The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.

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They had come to see if the rumors were true.
They had come to see if the rumors were true.
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They had come to see if the rumors were true.

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Shade delivery was inevitable.
Shade delivery was inevitable.
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Shade delivery was inevitable.

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Local theater group performing an adaptation of 'The Sound of Music.' I may have missed some setup.
Local theater group performing an adaptation of 'The Sound of Music.' I may have missed some setup.
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Local theater group performing an adaptation of 'The Sound of Music.' I may have missed some setup.

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"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."
"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."
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"Here the North American plaza bird incubates its egg, relying on camouflage, stillness, and everyone’s unwillingness to get involved."

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I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes. I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes.
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I think they were demonstrating virtual-particle-pair creation from fluctuations in quantum fields. Or a workplace disagreement with better costumes.

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