jokes
All three claimed to be the original pants.
I hope someone’s checking on him.
Nearly at the point where “find the adapter” becomes “observe from a safe distance.”
The bus driver waved to nobody in particular. Nobody in particular waved back.
This is where the manual gets vague.
Somewhere, a scientist is getting fired for this.
He found the exact line between crisis and inconvenience.
No one wanted to sit down after the machine said, “Do not mistake the body for the patient.”
The first rule of puddle club is no one admits they’re in puddle club.
There was no policy for fruit with unclear intentions.
