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By Evan Mercer in shopping, story — 14 May 2026

Preparing for another wild day of single adulthood.

Person holding a shopping basket with bread, batteries, paper towels, a screwdriver, and a lemon.
Person holding a shopping basket with bread, batteries, paper towels, a screwdriver, and a lemon.

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This was supposed to be disconnected years ago.

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This feels like either the aftermath or the invitation. Not sticking around to find out.

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