Just jokes
The lid data suggested the city’s unregistered tiny coffee-drinking population was much larger than previously thought.
This is why the shot clock was introduced.
"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."
Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
The synchronized laundry team looked strong today.
You could tell he had already said “come on” many times.
Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.
The last time they said “Just put on the damn shoes,” the argument lasted forty minutes.
He stood there like the bench was the one embarrassing itself.
The Mouth of the Void nearly pulled me in, but I remembered I needed paper towels.
