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By Evan Mercer —

Don’t you hate getting stuck behind someone who decided to do all their banking at once?

An irritated ATM queue waits behind a bald retail mannequin; one customer wears a purple-and-gold armband.
An irritated ATM queue waits behind a bald retail mannequin; one customer wears a purple-and-gold armband.
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The pigeons weren’t fooled, but the real one kept asking if they wanted to "inspect his pedestal."
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He asked why I don’t wear the armband.