Evan Mercer
"Each year, the mannequins begin the long crawl back to the spawning grounds while shoppers carefully pretend not to notice."
A routine amount of impossible.
Someone said, “I think it's the cat door guy!” It wasn’t.
The synchronized laundry team looked strong today.
A brief pause for driver recalibration.
This was not helpful, but it was sincere.
Formal man update
I've seen him a couple of times since our meeting.
You could tell he had already said “come on” many times.
Having now attended meetings with both oversight and undersight, I prefer email.
The last time they said “Just put on the damn shoes,” the argument lasted forty minutes.
He’s the head scientist at my company.
I asked him what’s up with the belts. He would only