mockumentary "Here we observe the urban birdwatcher: patient, cautious, and unwilling to jump to conclusions. After sustained observation of the nearby gull, this eager novice had narrowed it down to 'probably bird.'"
jokes The barber made the same "mop top" joke he apparently makes every time, then gave him the usual.
office The committee agreed the haunted copier was technically improving morale, since people had finally started believing in something.