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# Doug had to be told yet again that having four tires is not sufficient to qualify as a vehicle.
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/yet-again-doug-is-informed-that-having-four-tires-is-not-sufficient-to-qualify-as-a-vehicle/
- Published: 2026-08-14T20:20:05.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-14T20:20:04.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: jokes

![Doug stands at a drive-through speaker wearing four car tires as hoops around his torso and waist while cars wait behind him.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/07/fri_4tire_drivethru-1.jpg)