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# "Their chairs had abandoned them to become a giraffe, but nature abhors a vacant workstation."
- URL: https://www.smallfailuresofreality.com/their-chairs-had-abandoned-them-to-become-a-giraffe-but-nature-abhors-a-vacant-workstation/
- Published: 2026-08-18T17:33:18.000Z
- Updated: 2026-08-18T17:33:18.000Z
- Author: Evan Mercer
- Tags: mockumentary, office

![Six office workers carry on at desks using a recliner, kitchen chair, rocking chair, beanbag, patio chair and bar stool.](https://storage.ghost.io/c/e8/88/e88830a3-d951-4682-b91c-ff9b3de17f28/content/images/2026/08/tue_vacant_chairs-1.jpg)